Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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