i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
