Do you still have your period?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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