Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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