We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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