I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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