i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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