I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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