Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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