another moral hangover. fuck.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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