scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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