I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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