just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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