I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
She just used a chaser for red wine.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
my poor anus
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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