Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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