Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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