this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
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go home
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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