Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
two words: eviction party
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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