This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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