That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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