Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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