oh god the rape fog is back!
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I bet he comes in French.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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