Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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