Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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