It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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