You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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