This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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