You can't motorboat a personality
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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