No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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