come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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