he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
