I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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