the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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