best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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