I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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