I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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