we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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