yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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