I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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