Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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