I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i was born a porn star she said
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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