Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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