3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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