EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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