I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
