how can u be prego again
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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