do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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