shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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