i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
one might say we're banned from that church
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
