sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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