Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Do you remember whose house we're in?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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