butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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