these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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