I hate your face
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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