You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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